When it comes to the dinner plate, I am not your typical Southern Gal........
because I..
• could not make fried chicken if a hostage situation depended on it
• have yet to find the perfect biscuit recipe
• think fried okra is a slimy disaster
• screw up EVEN the "no fail" pie crust recipe (and yes I know everything should be cold)
• feel that bacon was not meant to be a condiment
• won't eat anything soggy
• believe strawberries RUIN the shortcake (separate bowl required)
• like my cornbread SWEET (peppers? really?)
• wonder how drunk the person actually was when she came up with Red Eye Gravy
• detest banana wafer pudding. (it's those soggy cookies...ick)
• ponder how to eat pound cake, seems like I should put butter and jelly on it
• don't know how to can or preserve anything
• wonder why someone would ruin their hot dog with sweet pickle relish, or ruin their perfectly fluffy biscuit with flour gravy.
• GAG at the thought of cole slaw
• in fact- feel that cabbage is one of those things that SHOULD have been destroyed in the flood.
• don't fry anything...ever.
• have never had catfish or even gone fishing.
• am not a fan of pulled pork, or attending parties with a giant pig on a stick roasting on a hill (free WILBUR) And I am from North Carolina!
• don't like tea, sweet or otherwise
• am not exactly sure what is in liver mush- is anybody?
• Wonder who decided to fry fat? Fried fatback? Times must have REALLY been tough!
• refuse to eat grits...or hominy for that matter
• have never eaten a fried bologna sandwich, nor a fried Twinkie nor a fried Oreo.
• cannot tolerate the way meringue feels on my tongue
But to redeem myself:
I....
• use the word "tater"
• do love biscuits, fried chicken and tater salad
• Once the pie crust is made, I make some KICK BUTT Chicken Pot Pie!
• LOVE ME SOME shortcake! (said just like a Southerner too!)
• do like my pie! (especially lemon- without the meringue of course)
• Must have gravy on my mashed taters
• Can eat my weight and yours in water melon
Do you know of a pie crust recipe that even I can't screw up? I'd LOVE the see it!